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    headchefmusic:

    If I gotta move that product hope that poppa don’t get caught up, cuz I promise as your father its my job to be provider.. 

    “Rising Son” - Head Chef (REBELution)

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    A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words

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    Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips.
    Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on.
    Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.
    Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone.
    Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you.
    Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing.
    Autolatry - The worship of one’s self.
    Cagamosis - An unhappy marriage.
    Gargalesthesia - The sensation caused my tickling.
    Capernoited - Slightly intoxicated or tipsy.
    Lalochezia - The use of abusive language to relieve stress or ease pain.
    Cataglottism - Kissing with tongue.
    Basorexia - An overwhelming desire to kiss.
    Brontide - The low rumbling of distant thunder.
    Grapholagnia - The urge to stare at obscene pictures.
    Agelast - A person who never laughs.
    Wanweird - An unhappy fate.
    Dystopia - Am imaginary place of total misery. A metaphor for hell.
    Petrichor - The smell of dry rain on the ground.
    Anagapesis - The feeling when one no longer loves someone they once did.
    Malapert - Clever in manners of speech.
    Duende - Unusual power to attract or charm.
    Concilliabule - A secret meeting of people who are hatching a plot.
    Strikhedonia - The pleasure of being able to say “to hell with it”.
    Lygerastia - The condition of one who is only amorous when the lights are out.

    Ayurnamat - The philosophy that there is no point in worrying about events that cannot be changed.
    Sphallolalia - Flirtatious talk that leads no where.
    Baisemain - A kiss on the hand.
    Druxy - Something which looks good on the outside, but is actually rotten inside.
    Mamihlapinatapei - The look between two people in which each loves the other but is too afraid to make the first move.

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What I Feel Like Doin To Most People 

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    What I Feel Like Doin To Most People 

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